Japan’s Inflatable…Oppai and Sumo!?
Halloween is closer than you think and some may consider THIS for that day…Presenting, the Inflatable…Boobs??

Straight from Japan (of course) comes the Daiso inflatable boobs. These stick on bosoms have some sort of liquid packet inside. You squeeze the packet to burst it and it comes in contact with the solid inside the balloon and the whole thing inflates.
I can’t imagine any non-Halloween usage for these things… well maybe Carrot Top could find a use for them in his prop comedy act..
Of course, if you think this is too much, you may probably want…The Inflatable SUMO Costume!

‘Ah-so!’ Our Inflatable Sumo Costume is the funniest fancy dress costume you’ll ever see.
Now you don’t have to stuff yourself with pies and put your girlfriend’s thong on to get the Sumo look. (Unless you really want to of course.) This inflatable costume is much easier. Transform yourself from a skinny string bean to a super Sumo in seconds!
Forget sheet ghosts and comedy wigs – if you really want to steal the show at a fancy dress party, Sumo is the way to go. This surprisingly comfortable nylon costume comes complete with built-in nappy and a sumo-hair hat for extra authenticity.
The Inflatable Sumo Costume is even more fun if you can persuade a mate to buy one too and stage your own bout in the ring. Just stay away from sharp objects, or you might end up as a skinny sumo by mistake…
Inflation instructions:
Insert battery-powered fan into the costume’s inside pocket. Switch the battery pack on, clip it to your belt, step into the suit and pull it up. Connect the fan to the battery pack, pull the suit on completely, tighten at the neck and zip up. The fan will inflate your costume in seconds.Uses 4 x AA batteries, available from us.
100% nylon. Hand wash cold and line dry. Do not iron. One size fits all.
I dont think I will use ANY of this for Halloween…except for practical jokes…
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It has been my long standing conviction that the proverbial tightly governed ways of behaviour in Japan has the side affect of an, at times, really extreme / bizarre (and name your adjectives) outlet, hence the inflatable boobs.
On stag parties I suppose it could provide for some fun, but otherwise I fail to see any reason for anyone buying it, Halloween or not.
Must….resist…..urge to make….USA doesnt need suits….joke..